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Saturday, July 19th, 2008
7:27 pm - hey kids

no idea if anybody still pays attention to this, but

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Friday, January 12th, 2007
1:24 am - BEHOLD! The original Corndog Brigade layout in all its past glory!


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<h1>The Corndog Brigade V.4.2</h1>
<h4>Not for the faint of heart, or those who lack HUMOR!</h4>
<font color=white>Martians, tourists, and a large assortment of cosplayers have recently invaded Scandinavia. Zebopians to blame.</font>
<h3>Random Junk:</h3>
<center><img src=http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/aa/TV_darkwing_duck_on_bonkers.jpg></center>
<p><center><font color=white>We are the shadow that lurks in the night...</font></center></p>

<h3>Get Your Dog!</h3>
<img src=http://img46.photobucket.com/albums/v141/Derangedsheltie/devilcorndog.jpg><img src=http://img46.photobucket.com/albums/v141/Derangedsheltie/angelcorndog.jpg height=134 width=160><center>
<p>Corndog Adoptables by CrazySheltie!<br>
5 to choose from! Get them
<a href=http://home.neopets.com/templates/homepage.phtml?pet_name=Y2Jsangel> Here!</a></p>

<h3> Propaganda:</h3>
<p><font size=3>Propaganda currently out of order.</font>
<h3>New & Improved!</h3>
<li> More corndogs!
<li> Learn how to properly dispose of human corpses!
<li> The disprovement of the Theory of Relativity
<li> The best message board <b>ever</b>!
<li> The best members that bribery could buy.
<li> Did we mention the Penguins?
<li> A non-frozen leader!* :o *hinthint* *while supplies last
<li> Faster, dumber, and more Corndog Making Machines!
<li> Frisbee Fridays! :o
<li> Faster brainwashing!
<li> <b>Raddow, in all his splendour!</b>
<li> & even more Corndog funness!
<li> Weekly worshiping of the master <b>Derek</b>
<li> 3x the Hobo goodness+++
<li> More sphoons than ever before!
<li> More effective propaganda!
<li> <b>Derek, SO MUCH BETTER THAN MLT 8D<b/>
<li> Our views on the Heliocentric Theory
<li> Need we say more?

<h3>About the Brigade:</h3>
<b>12 Things We <b><u>Do NOT</u></b> Offer (even to King Phil):</b><br>
<li> Newbie Packs
<li> Free cake
<li> Photos of Techy and Luna. *cough*
<li> Complimentary spoons
<li> The meaning of life
<li> Time travel
<li> Shoulders to cry on
<li> Continental breakfast
<li> Canned whale blubber
<li> Tater salad
<li> Plumbing
<li> Any type of advice <b>WHATSOEVER<b/></p>
<p><h3>Artsy Junk</h3>
<p><font><b>AN ODE TO CORNDOGS: By <u>blitzo273</u></b></font><br>
<p>I hunger and crave, for your handy design
<p>And cheer as you are, impeccably fine
<p>I scream and I whoop as the microwave dings
<p>While dreaming up such, incredible things
<p>Truly you are, the miracle snack
<p>I promise you soon, that I will be back</p></font></br>


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Wednesday, November 15th, 2006
11:59 pm

Does this thing still exist?

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Tuesday, August 29th, 2006
1:46 am
bestweapon I LOVE YOU ALL.

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Monday, May 29th, 2006
6:01 pm - omg

sweet, hot beans! o.o


current mood: hot

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Wednesday, March 15th, 2006
11:30 pm - Hi guys. o.o


current mood: bored

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Sunday, October 9th, 2005
10:47 am

Hey cats I think I'm leaving this lj community it's pointless and I talk to all the cool munckins in here in other communities.

Yeah and since I quit it doesnt make sense to be here.

Oh and that fact that I have never eaten a corndog. EVER

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Tuesday, October 4th, 2005
2:08 pm - ;o

You all smell.

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2:02 pm - Snide = over

This place is as dead as eh Matt's toenail.

Join lifeafterneo and be done with it.

Join within the next 5 minutes and you may be eligible to be a monitor.

But wait you will also receive an additional penguin. So call right now.

Yup... this is what happens on Jewish holidays

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Friday, September 30th, 2005
8:51 pm - Better Idea

I have the greatetst idea.

Let's make snide comments about Tom and see how long it takes for him to realize.

That kid... is eh a kid.


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Saturday, September 24th, 2005
4:22 pm

This place is so dead I could use it as a private diary.

And no one would ever read it.

It would be safer than a real-life diary.

I vote we import mlt to LJ.

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Thursday, September 22nd, 2005
5:38 pm - Pie


Enjoy this. Just for Jenna

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Thursday, September 15th, 2005
3:58 pm - Oranges

I like oranges...

Oh yeah and I quit neo or something (I've been dropping in to give away shit this week... not posting and such).

Aren't you proud?

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Sunday, August 21st, 2005
3:42 pm - Camels

I must correct some falsely held beliefs.

I am not a lesbian. Nor am I a drug addict.

Just thought I'd clear that up.

I mean despite previous incidents.

Oh just forget I ever brought it up.

Psh some people....

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Saturday, August 20th, 2005
11:51 am - Cheese grater

Do you ever find yourself addicted to really lousy tv shows?

Yeah, that's my life?

I am so active :o

Oh and by the way... coldplay live is awesome.

current mood: cold

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1:06 am

Oh yeah, and vote for my pet.

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Friday, August 19th, 2005
5:38 pm - Narf!

Hey, you! *pokes* Say something, or I'll eat you!


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Thursday, August 11th, 2005
12:59 pm - Alive-izzle

I'm alive. Never say I'm inactive. *shifts eyes*

So...anyone ever smelled Mandarin Mint cigerettes? They smell peculiar.

I'm not a druggie.... *shifts eyes* I swear.

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Tuesday, July 26th, 2005
4:50 pm - French Fried Onion Rings

We are inactive because we all secretly lead interesting and amazing lives.

I, for instance, like to use my grand powers of forgetfullness to miss senior pictures.

I also spend time coercing Brady to join myspace communities for gay men only.

Oh and don't forget obsessing over accents and spreading the joy of the color green.

See... that's almost a life?

*runs away to charge ipod and pack for camp*

current mood: confused

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Friday, July 22nd, 2005
8:58 pm

I'm active, right. K.

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